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My Common Name is is Elizabeth Smith.
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Lots and Lots of Trains!

*cue psychotic announcer*
Big trains! Little trains! Fast Trains! Slooooow Trains! Lots and lots of trains! Hahahaha, that was a stupid commercial on TV. Now for something that actually might be worth your time...

Yesterday I made an account on Fanfiction.net, adding to my slow takeover of the internet! Just kidding. (Or am I???) Anyway, I'm writing a Sonic fanfic! It probably sucks really badly, but I'm trying. To make it good, not to make it suck. Ok, bye.

Finally back! Finally!

Waaaah I haven't been online for the last million yeasr!!! lol, not really, but still... I have been promoted to the leader of the eclipsed lane in swimming! Also, we are now in life skills which is WAY better than engineering. We're taking "Blue Ribbon Testing" and so science is in the english room. Hahaha, good times with Jaime. In gym we're doing "Project Adventure". Um, I think that's it. GB upate= 73 pages!!! Less than 30 to go before triple digits! Yay! I'm serious, I think my friends have more ideas for that thing than I do. In science aka english, Monika and Danielle were thinking of plots! I'm not saying that's bad. They should get into writing. Everyone should. It's awesome.

First Day of Life Skills

Today we switched from engineering to life skills, life skills to engineering, whatever. So far life skills seems much better than engineering, especially cuz you know who isn't in my class! We're doing sewing first, and I'm gonna make the peas in a pod pillow. Yup, it's been a pretty good day. Also, in French, Brandon did this hilarious charades game and even Mr. Robles was laughing! And we have no French homework. Talk about a good day...it was awesome!

All Hail...Google?

This is hilarious. In humankind's pathetic need to be controlled by a "god", Google has created its own religion, arguing that Google is close to being a god. It's kind of true. Admit it. It knows all, sees all, and controls all. How many people haven't used Google? So now you can log on to http://churchofgoogle.org and worship Google. Man, it doesn't get any better than this. What will these crazy people think up next? Goodbye, and remember: Don't Be Evil. xD

P.S. Google is a GIRL! Take that, you sexist long dead bible writers!

Life in the Eclipsed Lane

Last week Sierra got moved to the fast lane in swimming while I wasn't there. We swim at the same speed, and today I swam even faster, but all Susan does is play around with her Blackberry and talk to Blaire, occasionally shouting "Go!". But I refuse to say that I'm in the "slow" lane because it's not true! We've just been eclipsed, and Susan won't notice us. Maybe I sound inspirational. Maybe I sound like a whiny child.

Science

My entire science project is due Friday! I have to make the poster and finish the conclusion! I should be doing that right now! Bye!
P.S. I love exclamation points!