Life in the Eclipsed Lane

Last week Sierra got moved to the fast lane in swimming while I wasn't there. We swim at the same speed, and today I swam even faster, but all Susan does is play around with her Blackberry and talk to Blaire, occasionally shouting "Go!". But I refuse to say that I'm in the "slow" lane because it's not true! We've just been eclipsed, and Susan won't notice us. Maybe I sound inspirational. Maybe I sound like a whiny child.